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Just because something is small and wrapped in foil does not make it chocolate. Today I almost ate a whole bouillon cube.
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I’m about a have a dance party at my desk and hit up a Yoga class at 1:00 PM. Who can stop me!?
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The bus over the GWB takes about 2 minutes and the restaurant is a 5 minute walk from the bus stop. Come spring’s warmer weather I’m walking there from my apartment!
I highly recommend the Seafood Tofu Soup. I have a new appreciation for tofu after today. The bill was $18 for two very satisfied and full customers.
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Things got a little boring in the hair zone. Not to mention I had a huge zit above my eyebrow for around three days.
Therefore, we meet again bangs. Stay in goddamn place this time around.
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I find food in my cleavage hours after dinner. I am going to leave it up to you to decide whether I eat it or not.
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If you want people to join the military you should probably make it easier for them to find a recruiter.
This leads me to believe that the Air Force has closed its doors to new applicants…no one ever answers the phone when I call any NYC recruiting office.
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Who is/was Jay Reatard??
Should I move to another city before my 26th birthday?
What should I eat for lunch?
How do you say Beer in Russian?
I know, it is another erratic day. Tara…see why we need to do wine time tomorrow?
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Are people aware of this? My Dad told me about it a few days ago and so far it has the majority of the albums I want to listen to online while at work. Effff you Pandora!
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Two weeks. I’m attempting to do Spain, Greece, and Turkey.
Am I insane? I know nothing about travel and there is a good chance I’m taking this trip alone. I’m tired of waiting for someone, something, some miracle to come along to allow me to travel the world. I’m an adult and I give myself permission to have an adventure.
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